"So, an elephant and a giraffe had a frog baby?"
I had another quote but I can't remember what it was. It was really funny though.
Had to be there.
We took Avi to the doctor today. she has a 101+ temp. She looks really sick. Avi was 18lbs 10oz, Dylan was 15lbs 1oz.
They had to prick Avi's finger poor baby.
Dylan is currently screaming at cats and trying to dive off my lap. He seems quite content.
Avi is playing with a shovel.
They're normal?
Sureeeee...
On the bright side I get Papa Murphy's tonight! Exciting. That's pretty much the highlight of my day though.
Dylan has spotted my phone, abort mission! Abort mission!
Dylan and Avi are now on the floor so I suppose I can type again.
I just realised how uninteresting I am. I literally have nothing exciting to talk about.. I think the most interesting thing about me is that I have blue and purple hair.
Because I'm an adult?
And sophisticated?
I had another quote but I can't remember what it was. It was really funny though.
Had to be there.
We took Avi to the doctor today. she has a 101+ temp. She looks really sick. Avi was 18lbs 10oz, Dylan was 15lbs 1oz.
They had to prick Avi's finger poor baby.
Dylan is currently screaming at cats and trying to dive off my lap. He seems quite content.
Avi is playing with a shovel.
They're normal?
Sureeeee...
On the bright side I get Papa Murphy's tonight! Exciting. That's pretty much the highlight of my day though.
Dylan has spotted my phone, abort mission! Abort mission!
Dylan and Avi are now on the floor so I suppose I can type again.
I just realised how uninteresting I am. I literally have nothing exciting to talk about.. I think the most interesting thing about me is that I have blue and purple hair.
Because I'm an adult?
And sophisticated?
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles"
"What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaaaains"
"Why should you never use a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless"
"I've swallowed some food dye.
That's not bad, is it?
I feel like I've dyed a little inside"
"I stitched a whole bunch of watches together into a belt.
It was a waist of time"
"Originally I didn't like having a beard.
But then it grew on me"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs (no balls)"
"I swallowed two pieces of string and a few hours later they came out tied together.
I shit you knot"
I'm currently laying on the stairs leading down to the basement, waiting for my mother to come out of the bathroom. Grandpa walks by, looks at me, and didn't even question it. All he said was, "Goodnight Brenna" and walked into his room. I love my grandpa.
My mother however DID question it. Apparently my grandpa is more accepting of my insanity than she is. Thanks mom. Love you, too.
Ten tickles"
"What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaaaains"
"Why should you never use a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless"
"I've swallowed some food dye.
That's not bad, is it?
I feel like I've dyed a little inside"
"I stitched a whole bunch of watches together into a belt.
It was a waist of time"
"Originally I didn't like having a beard.
But then it grew on me"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs (no balls)"
"I swallowed two pieces of string and a few hours later they came out tied together.
I shit you knot"
I'm currently laying on the stairs leading down to the basement, waiting for my mother to come out of the bathroom. Grandpa walks by, looks at me, and didn't even question it. All he said was, "Goodnight Brenna" and walked into his room. I love my grandpa.
My mother however DID question it. Apparently my grandpa is more accepting of my insanity than she is. Thanks mom. Love you, too.